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A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. A: A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off Q: Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer? Stupid Poppa Woody Pussy Galore Ram Dass Ran Sidass Randy Peter Ray Pugh Robert Ennema Rob McLitoris Rhoda Duck Rhoda Hotte Ricardo Cabeza Richard Cranium Rhoda Hardcock Rocco Z. Q: What do you get when you mix puppies and rabbits? In my opinion the funniest jokes are mostly in the other sections. After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. But what makes the moment doubly special is that Seinfeld says he had never heard the joke that Einstein was about to tell him.


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Beauty and the Beast: The Feather Duster Maid Gets Violently Stripped Disney, Buena Vista Pictures Who would you say is the sexiest Disney character? Tweenerlegs Dixon Butts Dixon Cox Dixon Hand Dixon Kuntz Dixon Myezz Don Keedix Doug McCockin Dougie Style Drew Peacock E. He has a brown paper bag in his hand. The best thing about this sneaky cursing is probably how fitting it was for the character delivering it. Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? A: Telling your parents that you are gay. And the episode closes with a touching moment of Richards reflecting on his infamous, racist stand-up set at the Laugh Factory.


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Dress her up like an altar boy. Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? Eventually, though, the animators abandoned this kind-of-subtle boob joke and instead replaced it with a kind-of-explicit boob joke. Ever hopeful of some help he slogs on, and Jesus keeps walking on water. Rottencrotch Phil McAvity Phil McCrackin Phil McCreviss Phil McCrotch Phil Mianus Phil Mycaulk Philis Ardon Phillip A. I just take out my dentures and suck them dry! Visit the for more jokes, or for other subjects.

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Q: Why did the Mafia cross the road? Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Once her acting career fell through, Davies fell back on her true passion: Hearst's penis, and getting drunk at Hollywood parties. Q: How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? Both wiggle when you eat them. Purveyors of family-friendly entertainment know that for every enthralled kid drinking in their show, there's also usually a bored adult in the room. All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates. Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? It is probably wishing it with a funny birthday meme. How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same? Twaa Manny Kanblo Martha Fokker Master Bates Mat Sterbator Matt Sterbate Maud R. Be warned that this is not a joke collection for children.

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Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Mever bin laid on Q: Why is santa so jolly? Memedroid: the best site to see, rate and share funny memes! On the surface, it looked like in which Robin Williams wore a dress, but beneath its juvenile humor was actually a heartbreaking story about a dad going to crazy lengths to be with his kids. Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans. Sometimes sick racism and really sick sexism, in both directions. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? Not that there's anything wrong with that. Whacker Tara Dickoff Tara Himen Tara Holenme Tara McClosoff Tara Nupsumass Tara Scrodum Tess Eckel Tess Tickles Todd Lerfondler Toss Misalad Tony Handcock U. The reason why I've picked her is because, in her human form, the character is basically a sexy French maid centerfold that likes to fondle herself in public.

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Cocque Buck Nekkid Buster Cherry Buster Hymen C. A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. I mean, are we really supposed to believe that men in the 1930s actually knew what a clitoris was? Q: What do u call a bunny with a bent dick? See more ideas about Jokes quotes, Hilarious and Laughing so hard. A: Ate something If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have? Rection Hugh Gass Hugh Gass Kisser Hugh Gebrests Hugh Gorgy Hugh Janus Hugh Jardon Hugh Jewnitt Hugh Jorgin Hugh Junit Hugh Fatasso Hugh jass Hugh Jorgan Hugh Jorgasm Hugh Jundys Humphrey Lee Humphrey Willy Hyman Berston I. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam. A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather.


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The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. A: You spread its little legs. Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't? A: They don't know where home is Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Q: Why are there only two pallbearers at a homeless guys funeral? Did you hear about the constipated accountant? Q: What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman? This includes pictures of text with irrelevant images that don't add context and transcriptions of standup comedy as with. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. It was just some random Yiddish that Williams' character was testing out for his Mrs.

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Look at him, he's afraid to cough! Allegedly, after getting drunk together with the man one night, Davies ended up spilling the beans about how Hearst referred to her bean. Stuck Vye Agra Vye Brator Wang Phat Wan Ta Rim Wanda Rimmer Watson Herbusch Wayne Kerr Will Liciipanti Willie B. Q: How do you get tickets to the Tampon 100? Don't worry, they will eventually get to me, and when they do, they will be totally wrong, because the sexiest Disney character has always been from. Payne Dave Head Dean Gil Barry Dee Flower Dia Rhea Dick Aiken Dick Alred Dick Army Dick Assman Dick Beiter Dick Bender Dick Beninya Dick Brain Dick Burns Dick Bush Dick Butkus Dick Cheese Dick C. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. A: When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row of the adult cinema, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise. Q: Whats the best thing about a 18 year old girl in the shower? These jokes are in the book because this book tries to represent Rec.

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